Meme time

Found this..... eh.... can't remember where

BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. (well Dur... I am British!)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 5/9


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 4/9


ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total = 3/9



SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total = 3/9



RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.(They arn't miiiiiine!)
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily. (I get cold VERY easily)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian
[ ] You love listening to techno.

Total = 1/9



POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 3/7



IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green. (Nonononononono...)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (who the hell in England doesn't!!! seriously!)
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.

Total = 3/9



ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 3/9



GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany

Total = 4/8


CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total = 3/8



FRENCH
[x]You like French toast.
[ ]You love wine.
[x]You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x]You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

Total = 5/7



AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.

Total = 2/9



NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total= 4/9



BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4/10



DUTCH

[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4/9



ARAB
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 3/10


So....eto..... this makes me...... NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!! English and FRENCH??

I'm am not, never, no way, ever like the French.... I'm English and proud damnit....